Why do we still use whack and awkward pick-up lines? A lot of guys out there feel they are smart enough to get any chick whenever they want. Girls are meant to be respected and some cheesy lines like the ones you are about to read are not necessary.
20 Awkward Pick-up lines;
- Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
- Are you a sergeant? ‘Cause you have my privates standing at attention.
- You are just like my little toe, because I am gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home?
- I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
- Do you work for DHL? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- I think it’s time I told you what people say behind your back, “nice ass!”
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- F**k me if I’m wrong but is your name not Nkoli?
- What’s the difference between a Range Rover Sport and an erection? I don’t have a Range Rover Sport.
- Why pay for bra, when I can hold your breasts up all day long for free?
- If I had AIDS would you have sex with me? (No) Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
- Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come down.
- If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
- I hope you’re a plumber because I got my pipe leaking.
- You need something to shut that big mouth of yours.
- Hey! Tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.
- Baby, I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.
- Those boobs look very heavy, can I hold them for you?
- The word for tonight is legs, so let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
So, that is all for now. Amazingly, some girls fall for this awkward pick-up lines. That’s word folks.
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