Turn-off for guys

Ladies most times cause the worst turn-off for guys without knowing. Yeah! He is a guy and clearly loves sex but he is also human and has feelings that can be bruised. We are not all about the vi-jay-jay and the pleasure it gives, most times we want to feel special in bed with our partner. These are 8 worst turn-off for guys you can think of;

Make You Feel Like A Necrophile

Now, let me share the first out of the 8 worst turn-off for guys – You pin her down on the bed after a steamy kiss, only to realize she has magically turned into a log of wood. She takes role play too seriously. Only, there is just one role she plays each time – that of a ‘corpse’. Nothing is creepier than making love to a woman so still and silent that you’re almost able to hear the blood flowing inside your body.

Bite

Even the sound of it hurts, right? We hear you. Unfortunately many women do that. And not just to your lips. Excitement is good, but a sharp stapler for a mouth is a little too much to bear. Some women just do not know how to keep their teeth off certain sensitive areas. It’s a little more hard-hitting than even what the strongest of men can take.

Changing their mind mid-way

Nothing can be more annoying than a woman chickening out in bed, it is a great turn-off for guys. To make it worse, some of them express shock over even the thought of having sex – like watching television is what normal people do after getting naked. You keep wondering why this women undressed and let you in bed in the first place if all she had to do was play with your hair.

Go down and laugh

No, no, no. That is definitely the worst that can happen to you. The person who shared this story is still recovering. When he was about to have his first intercourse, his girlfriend squealed out a laugh as soon as he let his buddy out. Why she did that, nobody knows. Needless to say, the intercourse didn’t happen. Hard to believe, but a lot of men have been stabbed on their self-confidence like that.

Fake an Orgasm

Women are known to fake orgasms. What they do not understand is that most of them aren’t award winning actors. Sometimes, they overact. Letting out screams and moans at frequencies only bats can hear already when the thing isn’t even completely in doesn’t make it too hard for the dumbest among men to figure out that it’s as real as Paris Hilton’s assets.

Keep Talking

Conversations are good. But if she brings an Ethan Hawke-Julie Delpy conversation to bed, God save you. There is a reason why those two actors from ‘Before Sunrise’ series are shown walking and not having sex while discussing the many philosophies of life. Because that’s how it is. Some women fail to understand that there is a place and time for conversations. And the place is definitely nowhere between the sheets.

Is it in?

Can anything be more humiliating than your woman asking you, “is it in”? This definitely beats ‘I Love You’ on the list of three words men dread to hear from their girls, it is a major turn-off for guys. Not only is it suggestive of your size being small but also your incapability to satisfy your woman. In a situation like this, you can do little but jump off the balcony. Butt Naked!!!

Tell you she wants to get pregnant

If you thought you’ve read it all, here is another one. ‘I wish the condom fails’ she may let out while you’re at it. What fails instead is your erection. She then looks at you with an eerie longing in her eyes that screams b-a-b-y. Nothing can be scarier. That is a major turn-off for guys.

These 8 worst turn-off for guys was so you’ll be prepared for what may lie ahead. If you have any other foul that you’ve experienced in bed, we’re all ears! Drop in a comment below and let the people know.

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