Taking care of down there is really easy.

Taking care of down there as I have noticed is kind of a big problem for most ladies. I have been with a couple of girls and man, you don’t go close to the Promised land. It stinks… I don’t even know how to explain how much but it does and I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about. 

Anyway, I bumped into my sweetest but craziest friend, Ozy some days back and decided to get to the bottom of the stink issue. You know taking care of down there can be really easy, that is what I found out after my little chat with Ozy.

She narrated a story of her friend, Lola and I’m kind enough as your generous host to share it with you free of charge, so this was what she said;
Taking care of down there is easy. I have a friend Lola and she is usually the life of our clique. She was always active, if we went swimming she’ll be the first to dive into the pool, if any Hamlet (maga) took us out, she will rattle on and on. In fact she was a bombshell. There was something uncertain about her that very evening. Amanda, Toyin and Jacinta were too into the gist of ‘how did you spend your weekend?’ to notice Lola was not Lola. Well, I noticed.

Babe how far na? Wetin?

She wouldn’t even give a hint. She kept on saying,

nothing jare.

She bottled up. When we got to our room that night she was still sulking and she refused to pick her bae’s call. I pressed harder and she exploded like one of those IED’s boko haram use in the North,

No matter what, he will never go down there but I always do. He can’t just give me h*ad.

She angrily removed the back of her phone and removed her battery. He was going to call me and he did. Na snub sure pass. Anyway, after much discussion I found out she had a problem and I taught her to wash it well.

Now let’s face it, it is not so easy taking care of down there and our partners, they will always want it fresh and not smelly when they try to eat. No one likes smelly thing, not me and not you. I understood with Lola’s boyfriend but he never told her that was the problem. He never gave her a hint. But I knew, Lola suspected. We took a minute exercise. That went this way;

(Boy, Ozy really gave me details. Guys if you don’t wanna get all grossed out I think it’s time you stopped reading…)

1. Squat and spread your thigh open then wash in between the lips of the vi-jay-jay till it is less oily. You can add a little soap though no doctor will advise u to use soap as they fear cancer but…..e nor kill my grandma jare.
2. Deep your finger free of soap into your vi-jay-jay and make sideways gentle stroke. You will see a milky substance that is kind of slimy, keep deeping and rinsing off till those substances don’t come out anymore. Please don’t deep like you want your finger to get to your womb ooo.
3. Pee after sex and make sure to have tissue in your bag or purse so you can wipe each time you pee. Please, please, please wipe your nyash well after defecating and if water is close use water.
4. Please always keep it dry and get out of wet clothes fast.
5. George Bush is American, abeg shave… shave… shave, no one is doing ‘Pubic Hair’ contest just yet. After urinating and you don’t wipe and u sweat plus hair… gross! Who is ever going to eat that?
6. Drink a lot of Cranberry juice and yoghurt.

That’s how Lola comes back from her weekends out to bae’s dancing shoki for me ooo. Shaaa… as for you guys, tell bae to get help wen u find out she doesn’t know how to keep it “not smelly”. Ehen it can never smell like any of Chris Adams fragrance, u hear me?

Then she flipped her hair, smacked her ass and walked away. Damn! That is one hell of a crazy chick but she is my friend and I love her anyways.So, you see ladies, it isn’t work taking care of down there. Apart from helping you get h*ad, it also keeps you safe from infections and saves your relationship. Check out health benefits of sex here.

The post Taking Care of Down There appeared first on TalksFriendite.