Wilson Love’s Secret Life?

Secret life? Anyway, you could call it that. I didn’t know what name to give this true story that I totally made up. Just to entertain you guys and keep you at the edge of your seats reading, I have made up this awesome true story about Wilson Love, his Secret Life I call it. I saw some great movies like The Secret life of Walter Mitty, The Secret life of an American teenager etc, this isn’t like any of them. Just saying. I know I’m a great host but what can I do? I love you guys. Let us cut to the chase and get down to business. Everyone has a secret and most keep a secret life…

The Secret life of Wilson Love (Episode 1)

It was a cool Monday afternoon, the Primary school had just closed for the day and Wilson took the bus. The bus dropped him off in front of the female hostel and as he alighted the pupils waved goodbye. He waved back with a smile on his face and adjusted his bag. He was dressed up in a nice red and blue checked shirt with a brown chinos trouser, his black shoe complimented his black attaché bag and belt. He stared at the law faculty which was directly opposite the female hostel for a while before walking down towards his own hostel. In the field, right in front of the female hostel, a football match was on and he remembered that the hostel week began that day. He would have continued to his hostel if he hadn’t seen Victor, his colleague and course mate. They were both studying Early Childhood and Primary Education at the prestigious Newton Achebe University and were 300level students.

The Secret Life of Wilson Love…

I know you will be wondering why the school bus had dropped him in his university, well, the school he was posted to for his teaching practice or internship, whichever suits your understanding, was located in the university in fact it belonged to the university.

So, Wilson marched into the field and joined the other spectators to watch Victor play. Funny enough, Wilson’s mind strayed from the match to the pretty ladies skipping and playing in the love garden of the female hostel. He began mocking the girls one after the other and most of the guys watching, shifted their attentions to the ladies. It was as though Wilson had started an outdoor Comedy Central there on the field. In a few minutes all that could be heard were deep sounds of laughter from those who picked Wilson’s show over the football match. Wilson heard a familiar voice behind him and smiled as he turned to see his cousin and roommate, Emeka. He shook his hand and Emeka asked why he hadn’t gone to the hostel, Wilson just gave him a slight punch on his right shoulder and said that he was getting a real good show there. Emeka decided to join in the show before going for his 5pm scheduled basketball match. He took out his phone and began taking pictures of the playing ladies. Weird, right?

Well, it was fun for the guys and they really utilized the moment. The Secret Life of Wilson Love…

Wilson was just making a joke about a guy that was wooing a girl there on the ‘love garden’ and how the girl was blushing all over with her toes drawing circles in the sand, when a pretty girl passed.

Pardon my use of the word ‘pretty‘, he did not actually see her face, just caught a glimpse of her nice curves and sexy butt. He quickly looked away because he had made a decision not to fall for any other girl. He really was into many girls and they all made him happy. (Don’t ask for more details about this, remember it is the Secret Life of Wilson Love so some details are on a need-to-know basis). So, he continued his jokes but in 2 minutes his mind strayed back to the girl that had passed. She actually went towards the volleyball pitch at the other end of the field. One of the guys with him then suggested that they should both go watch those playing volleyball as though he was reading his mind. Wilson agreed immediately, seeing it as an opportunity to view the girl that had his mind jogging to Sokoto. They both excused themselves from the already made outdoor Comedy Central and started towards the volleyball pitch. The Secret Life of Wilson Love…

What you don’t know would not kill you…it is the Secret Life of Wilson Love! Oh! I forgot to mention although it isn’t necessary; Wilson is Ben’s younger brother. Do you remember Ben in Life has its own Regrets? Complicated family y’all. Let’s get back to our secret life.

On getting there, it turned out that some boys were teaching the girls volleyball. They had formed a big circle and were passing the ball around. As if fate had it all planned out the girl that he had earlier seen was a novice in the sport and he couldn’t help but laugh at her. She was so clumsy with the ball but it was actually sexy to him. (Perv!) The way she laughed whenever the ball hits her shoulder or when she wrongly passed the ball, Wilson could not help but laugh out loud. The ball came to where he was and the other guy threw it back. It came a second time and instead of using his right hand to pass it back Wilson used his left and the ball shot straight to the girl’s face. He apologized quickly and the girl just smiled and continued playing. Wilson did not give up he dropped his bag and said,

Some people are just pure novice in this game of volleyball, no matter how you teach them they’ll never learn.

Some of the girls turned and looked at him and he quickly looked the other way.

 Nneoma, Nneoma!!!

…called out a female voice from the first floor of the female hostel and as Wilson turned to see who bore the name, he saw the same girl that made him come to the volleyball pitch waving at the girl that called her. “So that is her name”, he thought to himself with a silly grin on his face…

Stay tuned for more on THE SECRET LIFE OF WILSON LOVE. The fun has only just begun…

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