This might come to you as a shock but its true, Why Men Hate sex exist, in as much as some ladies might think that all men are sex freaks. Am here to prove that thought WRONG. Below are some of the 20 reasons why men hate sex 

Reasons Why Men Hate Sex

1. ‘Biting, in a bad way. When giving blowjobs, please keep your teeth away from my penis. It is not a meal.’

2. ‘When you change into hideous “comfy” pajamas as soon as the sex is over, especially if they resemble your late grandmother’s curtains.’ Why men hate sex

3. ‘If, as soon as you take off your underwear, the room smells like a fish market – at that point it is my legal right to wind things up.’

4. ‘Banning me from sex if you come up with the idea to spice things up by watching porn together, then you get pissed off because I get a hard-on from watching it.’ Why men hate sex

5. ‘When you watch TV over our shoulder. Not cool.’

6. ‘Two words: Vice grip. The objective isn’t to pull the damn thing off.’ Why men hate sex

7. ‘Whatever your friends tell you or what you may read on the internet, you should ask before you try to slip a finger up a man’s a***. We may not appreciate it.’

8. ‘Being slapped in the face during sex. Do not try to break my jaw. It hurts. A lot.’ Why men hate sex

9. ‘When you stop making an effort with your underwear. I don’t want to see your granny pants on a daily basis.’

10. ‘If you’re a squitter, please warn us first. It can be quite the surprise and spare bed clothes should be prepared.’

11. ‘When you’re not respectful of flat mates when I bring you back home. Nothing’s more embarrassing than a girl screaming like she’s being murdered then having to face everyone afterwards.’ Why men hate sex

12. ‘Cuddling. We get it, it’s nice, but sometimes you just take it too far.’

13. ‘Riling me up with the filthiest of dirty talk beforehand, only to then lay there like a corpse. Talk is cheap.’ Why men hate sex

14. ‘Going way over the top with noises – I once received a noise complaint, it’s thoroughly embarrassing.’

15. When you do a dead starfish. Please don’t just lie there and do nothing, it’s the least sexy thing ever.’ Why men hate sex

16. When we want to have sex and you say you’re too tired. That makes us very sad.’

17. ‘When you fall asleep halfway through. Mortifying.’

18. ‘When you give us a blowjob and then run off to spit everything out the moment we’ve finished. Come on, be a bit more discreet.’ Why men hate sex

19. ‘Sometimes after we’ve had sex we just want to go to sleep. Please don’t get annoyed when we don’t want to stay up and talk.’

20. ‘When you ask 100 questions, especially after sex. Please don’t ask, “How was that for you?” Not ever.’

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