Secrets We Wanna Tell Our Exes but just can’t

17 Secrets We Want To Tell Our Exes… We enter into relationships most times without thinking about the risks involved. Sometimes it is a good thing to take the leap of faith into sticking out your neck for someone else, but it also has its pecks. After either a short or long period of time these relationships come to an end because of several issues encountered by the couple involved.

17 Secrets We Want To Tell Our Exes…

Bla…bla…bla… I don’t even know why I like writing too much jargon, the main reason for this post is to share different secrets we want to tell our exes one time or another. 17 Secrets We Want To Tell Our Exes…

So here they are;

1. You still owe me 3000 Naira
2. I miss your dog more than you
3. I wish you would have told me you were married
4. I used your toothbrush to wash the toilet
5. I peed in your closet while you had your bath
6. You had a small d**k
7. Because of you I met someone who loves me for who I am, not just for my body. So yes, I can live without you. So f**k you! 17 Secrets We Want To Tell Our Exes...
8. I faked 99% of my orgasms. You suck in bed.
9. The best thing you could have ever done was break up with me. Thank You! I realized that not only was I settling, but there was real/ unselfish love after all.
10. I should have dumped you six months after we got married instead of wasting all those years.
11. Even though I broke up with you, it’s been heartbreaking coming to terms with the fact that I won’t be the woman who gets to spend the rest of her life with you.
12. You’re an awful human being. But I am happy you cheated because it made me stronger, wiser and happier to not have you in my life anymore.
13. The cat peed on your side of the bed. That’s why I let you take the mattress.
14. Our daughter looks/acts nothing like you. You’re missing out on an amazing little girl. I’m glad she’s all mine and doesn’t have to know you.
15. I wish you would’ve apologized and asked me to take you back. I would have.
16. Fuck you for changing your phone password.
17. Thank you for teaching me what LOVE isn’t.

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