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LOVE IS IMPAIRED – By Augustus Bill

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LOVE IS IMPAIRED IN MANY WAYS

Love is impaired, don’t you think so? They say love is blind, but I seriously doubt that, actually I feel that the dude is just partially blind, and it wears Binoculars just like Dominic.

Love can see, but the problem is that it can’t identify the object in view. Most times I think it is short-sighted because it can’t see the future. Always seeing a broke Nigga without seeing the future of him being rich, and always seeing a beautiful sister without seeing the future of her handicapped face without makeup.

If I am asked to describe love, I would say, it is an ugly bitch wearing an expensive makeover that covers her ugliness during the day, but after she must have showered, the true beauty of the monster emerges, and by then she have been in bed with you already, and backing out becomes a problem.

Love has two gorgeous and fierce black eyes, and both of them are impaired, she only sees the present, and the physical, it can’t see the future nor the inside. It only sees a handsome or rich dude without seeing the filthy inside of a hot tempered and randy sex maniac; it only sees the beautiful and sexy curves of the lady and not the dirty inside of a lazy and open legs snub.

Yes, love has nose, but a flat one, so flat that its sense of smell is so poor it can’t perceive danger and heartbreak when it is still cooking, but until it gets burnt, then the flat nose starts sniffing.LOVE IS IMPAIRED - By Augustus Bill

Hmm… Love is bald, it has no hair, it is so uncovered and it glitters at sunrise, that’s why people can see it from anywhere.

Also, Love has teeth, very sharp ones at that, so sharp that it could bite the arteries and veins off the heart and leave you bleeding profusely.

Yet, love is caring; so caring that it begins to piss you off. Always calling at odd hours just to check up on you like you were a kid. That’s how childish and annoying love can be.

Finally, love is jealous and very stingy, it doesn’t share, and when it catches you sharing that’s the day the friendship ends. Love possesses and guards the possession jealously.

LOVE IS IMPAIRED - By Augustus Bill

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