Vex money or f**k up money?

Vex money? Hmm… I like this topic, let me not talk much. Enjoy – Ladies in the house can I hear you say amen… its ducheenazopinion and I have good news for you, but before I share the good news let me at least tell why I chose this topic. You see, I was going through Facebook and one of my amazing friends, Xenny wrote a post about guys f**king up and included the

don’t forget to carry your vex money part.

Now let me define VEX MONEY – Vex money can be defined as that money you carry out when a guy calls you out on a date or preferably let me use Nigerian boys term ‘a hang out’ OR when you are going to visit that guy that is not yet Bae and he’s still trying to be Bae OR that guy that will never be Bae OR that you just want to spend his money with him and for him and he’s kinda far from you.

Now listen up, Vex money has its functions they include;

• To pay for your food if the guy decides to leave you stranded
• To pay your transport fare back if the guy refuses to give u the money for it or if he begins to f**k up
• To pay for your drink if the boy starts insulting you (like I did when a guy insulted me for drinking Malt instead of Smirnoff at a bar)
• To lodge in a hotel if the guy refuses to let you sleep in his house at night because you refused to give it up.

Most girls have fallen prey to a lot of dangerous things because of the lackadaisical attitude they give to need for vex money, a guy calls you to Enugu and you live at Awka or he calls you to Abuja and you live in Lagos, he probably sent you money for taxi or bus fare or flight ticket whatever the case may be pending on the transport system involved, and you decide to embark on that journey, here is what you will do, you calculate the bus fare back from that place and add money for Gala and Lacasera and even Bottled water.

More so, if you do not have a friend at the designated place that you can do simultaneous sleep-overs at their place, then you should add like 7k for hotel bill. In all, carry at least 10 to 15k depending on your destination, then keep it at the bottom of your bag, so that if oga decides to start playing touching-body at night and you did not go there for that, you quietly get up that night, walk out of the house to a nearby hotel, pay for the cheapest room and by morning you leave without so much as a phone call. Let him worry what the hell happened to you.

If the movement was within your environment or a place you are really familiar with, first of all think of the place he is taking you to, if it’s an exotic fast food prepare stomach according to your wallet, when you get there, eat as much as you can pay for so that if he decides to use the ATM in the middle of the meal, and gets automatically stuck there you can pay for your meal and leave, tell anybody who asks that you took yourself out.

The important fact is that we need to pay attention to the use of vex money as it has helped a lot of girls today and will still be helping till… I don’t know; when guys finally start having sense.

And my dear girls if you cannot afford VEX MONEY, DO NOT MOVE AN INCH FROM YOUR HOUSE.

Have a nice day guys, it’s still #ducheenazopinion.

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