Why do ladies jump from one d**k to another? Old, Young. Tall, Midget. Obese, Slim. They do not even mind who it is, just as long as the cash flows in. They complain that guys are never faithful, that we always claim that we are single but it is obvious that we are scared of their ‘past’ and are not sure of our stand, you can’t blame us.
Anyway, honestly both parties are just liars, guys lie and ladies lie, all the same. Both parties are cheaters.
Some ladies have a boyfriend whom they claim to love with all their heart and yet they still want to have sex with that nigga that tells them “you will defiantly be good in bed”. For the guys, they are never satisfied, always wanting to have sex with anything that puts on skirt, thinking it is a way of showing swag. Come on, it is just a few minutes pleasure and unto the next one. WRONG! It is just wrong, so wrong.
Back to the ladies; most are full of lies, like we established earlier, always playing the “I’m a virgin” card, until you finally f**k them they will say, “Yes, I lost it while running or riding bicycle”. It is ‘BS’, total crap.
Moreover, some ladies are so pretty but are very lousy in bed, they turn up twerking at parties but when you get them home they end up knowing nothing about twerking on bed. You end up with an ugly chick and she bangs the yoghurt out of your brain, and you are like “damn, she can f**k, she makes me just wanna…”
Now, with money you end up getting what you want with most girls. You chat them up and they keep saying “honestly I am busy right now, can’t chat”, you then travel to just South Africa or Dubai and on arrival you’ll hear, “so you traveled without telling me, right?” Once you invite them over to your crib, bro you’re in for the best time of your life.
Every guy claims being single and every lady claims to have a boyfriend, so who are the ladies dating? Probably… cucumbers. This is wrong, so wrong.
Let us stop deceiving ourselves and focus on being great people. When the time is right we’ll find the right person to practice all we want to practice sexually. Till then play safe and remain awesome.
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